B. Glen Taylor

C. Eeny, Meeny, Miny and Moe

The Timberwolves made headlines Monday morning by announcing that they have ...

A. Fired Randy Wittman

B. Taken away Kevin McHale's front-office responsibilities

C. Sold several tickets

After seeing Taylor's explanations at Monday's press conference, fans had a hard time believing that the Wolves owner ...

A. Will stick with McHale next season

B. Has given up on this season

C. Ever made three billion dollars

NBC, in a desperate ploy to pump up its ratings and save money, is handing over five hours of its weekly prime-time schedule to ...

A. "The Jay Leno Show"

B. "Deal or No Deal"

C. "America's Funniest Locker Room Videos"

Fox Sports was embarrassed nationally Sunday when video of Zygi Wilf congratulating the Vikings on their 20-16 victory at Detroit was pre-empted by ...

a. "Heidi"

b. "The Simpsons"

c. A live Viagra ad

Fox's cameras were in the Vikings' locker room because ...

A. Wilf was giving a game ball in honor of Brad Childress' Marine son

B. Gus Frerotte was being interviewed about his latest injury

C. Jared Allen was dedicating the victory to his new mullet

Millions of fans were surprised to learn that the 200-pound mark had again been surpassed by ...

A. Oprah Winfrey

B. Rosie O'Donnell

C. Pat Williams' big toe

Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich was arrested Tuesday on charges that he was soliciting bribes while searching for a replacement for ...

A. Barack Obama

B. Richard Daley

C. Kyle Orton

The Illinois governor is accused of threatening to withhold state funds from the Tribune Company, the owner of the Chicago Cubs that was desperately looking to sell ...

A. Wrigley Field

B. Corporate suites

C. Alfonso Soriano

Blagojevich's taped conversations were filled with so much profane language and vulgarity that they reminded prosecutors of ...

A. Richard Nixon

B. Andrew Dice Clay

C. Ozzie Guillen

President Bush, discussing some of his most deeply held beliefs, says that he finds the theory of evolution is not "incompatible" with ...

A. Creationism

B. The New Testament

C. The Bowl Championship Series

Officials in Minneapolis announced they have given up any hope of finding 133 ...

A. Missing ballots in the U.S. Senate race

B. Delinquent taxpayers

C. People who can still afford Twins season tickets

Olympic swimming king Michael Phelps, just months after winning eight gold medals in Beijing, is coming out with a new book about his newfound celebrity entitled ...

A. "No Limits: The Will to Succeed"

B. "My Golden Dream"

C. "Is Everyone's Girlfriend Topless on the Internet?"

Joe Gordon was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame on Monday by a veterans committee. He's most famously known as the ...

A. 1942 American League MVP

B. New York Yankees' greatest second baseman

C. Police commissioner of Gotham City

Kevin Cusick and John Shipley write The Loop. They can be reached at loop@pioneerpress.com